Alert! Contest is closed!
Contest? What contest? Was there a prize? Answer… what, naming an arena team ain’t enough? Meh. Still, Thurdsday night will see a ‘Top 5 favs from BBB and Cassie” post, and on Friday, the big decision!
Thank you for all your great, and often hilarious, ideas!
Now that I have your attention….
Two things.
First, Cassieann and I, along with Gerolan the best damn Paladin in the game, Jalard the boomkin and Darres the mage took on and took down Shadow Labs last night in a fast and clean one shot. No wiptes or pain, thank you.
And nothing worth a damn dropped. But, she got her first key frag. Yay!
Second, I think it’s time to have some fun. So, since Cassie needs some kickass swords, and cause it’s something we can do together, I’m planning on us starting an Arena 2v2 team. Hopefully, I can get some of our friends to also join us.
My plan is to suck so bad it’s galactically epic, and take video footage of us getting slaughtered.
You can help, by suggesting names for our team. Cassie and I will read all of your suggestions, and pick one. And announce whose name will represent our epic suckage. I will announce the… ahem… ‘winnah’, at the end of the week.
So get those evil minds thinking!
Ninja Bears
Grin and Bear It
Cassie’s Pet
Cenarian Circle Jerks
LOLWUT would be a good name. Fits the theme.
If Cass were to tame a bear that looks like druid bear form or a cat that looks like Cat form then the name could be “Wrong Pet”
Wife Aggro
Here For the Points
Hide and Go Stab
UbberLeetFailure
Don’t Feed the Animals
Turn Around Please
Bandagers
You’re Lucky My Sprint is on CD
Nerf Herders
scared shiftless
Not Balanced around 2v2
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I liked “Epic Suckage”
Cassie and the Buttster!
Wow, give me the stupid comment of the week award. That is apparently what I get for trying to communicate while heavily dosed with NyQuil. I cannot believe I recommended a rogue tame a pet. Feel free to let me know how stupid I am. I sure did. Bad part is I started thinking to myself how dumb this guy was, till I realized that in my FIRST post ever here, I was Captain Conundrum. I really do not even remember making the post.
Anyways try #2 for a name:
“We’ll blog this later”
EmBareAssed
Another one came to mind.
Cassie’s Big Bear Butt
Here’s a few goes…
No-one there (A reference to the fact that you might both be in stealth)
Backstab and run
Silent and deadly
Stealthy healing
Probably showing my lack of PvP knowledge and experience there, mind…
IfWeLoseISleepOntheCouch
Had to remove the spaces so it would fit the requirement >.>
Just a couple:
Beary Sneaky
Stealth Bear
Hide and go Maul
Heres a couple that I want to do:
Hurry up and kill me so i can get my 10 gms over with
Kamakazi Krew
RumpRangers
TargetRUS
HaveBearWillTravel
B.Y.O.B. (BringYourOwnBear)
BearskieAndHutch
OnlyYouCanPreventForestFires
FeralPleasure
if you had a 4man could be goldielockandthe3bears
MerlinsNightmare
MageKillers
Clothorbust
Blinkpissesusoff
Platefodder
Ifwekillyorhelrwewin
StabandShred
RunandHideFTW
WehopeUsuck2
Playing 2v2 as a feral and rogue won’t be horrible. Do expect to get targeted first as the druid since they won’t know how much healing you are going to decide to do in the fight. You should be the first to un stealth with a pounce (hopefully on a cloth or leather wearer) then go bear when you get both on you… unless you get 2 cloth wearers, then only go bear to charge. The rogue should then stun and try to burn down your original target (again, hopefully a cloth or leather wearer) as you CC by bash, charge, cyclone, etc their healer or stay in bear bash and swipe away. Bottom line if you can get down one and only lose the rogue on your team you will always have a good chance of winning the match 1 on 1 as a feral druid. I would say the worst match up you will get is Pally/Warrior or Druid/Warrior. Be prepared to stun and then barkskin tranquility to give your team a little more time. Travel form and kite if things get hairy especially if you find that you are being focus fired by both opponents… nothing better than having your rogue get free shots at their backsides or drop back into stealth for some more surprises.
Knock Knock (Who’s There?)
(Rogues and Feral Druids do it) From Behind
The Invisible Man plus One
Stunlock
The Other White Meat
Pussycat Pussycat
We Two Rogues
(Last two to throw people off the scent and make oponents think its either 2 rogues or 2 druids)
Furry Tractor
or, for a twist on Portal AND Terry Tate….
ThePainCakeIsNotALie ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-7Ozvnfdc&feature=related )
( http://roh0.com/heresyte/files/wallpapers/portal_-_the_cake_is_a_lie.jpg )
But because I haven’t watched that clip in a while… and because I got such a kick out of it…
I have to do it…
Smokey and the Bandit
GonnaSitOnYou
BearlyHere
OMG!ThisIsn’tASkirmish?
BearBQ
StuckInTheStairwell
Can’tSeePastMyOwnAss
DaintyOnes
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
“Not Cassie’s Fault”
“Can we haz win plz?”
Polite and pointed. Perfect!
I suggest one of the following…
1. Come Honor Phase
2. BJ and the Bear (LOL, sorry, had to be offered.)
3. I call NO HOMO
4. I’m with stupid (No one will know which one is “I’m”. LOL)
5. Puss n Boots
“Intentionally Bear”
“Clueless Spectator”
Behind the Ate Ball
Youkitewedie
Thirteenhundredorbust
WTB Healer
Passive Euthanasia
Euthanize the bear first
Predatory Martyrdom
Kamikaze bear
Suicide Blonde
BJ and the Bear
Canowhoopass
ShakeNBake
WhackAStealther
Don’t Praise Me Bro
Kill the Hairy One First
Die Trying not to laugh
Yes We Are Kidding
MissionImpossibleTheme4us
BigBear/SmallRogue
But honestly? I suck at names almost as much as I suck at PvP, so go with one of the others :P
I fail at names, but… I have an input!
“My plan is to suck so bad it’s galactically epic, and take video footage of us getting slaughtered.”
A long-time friend of mine on WoW and I decided to get together and see just how low we can make our rating. So every week, we go and do arena…
In our roleplay gear.
Now, if you can just see two lovely Night Elves, both feral druids, stealthing around, hiding from the opposite team, frustrating them to no end because they can’t find us, and then, when they do, we run around, heal ourselves, and try not to die (with very little effort involved)… and the opponent team gets to watch the dead Night Elf wearing a dress on the ground while they try to find the other one.
It provides us with great amusement, if nothing else. ^^
0-10
I’m a bear, hubby is a rogue. We called our 2v2 arena team:
Hide and sneak
simple, to the point, and makes absolutely no sense (well, aside from the fact that they could learn a thing or two about tanking here)
alternate choice:
amg html!
have to put brackets in instead of < marks
first one was [warrior trainer]
second [food and beverage vendor]
This Isn’t AV?
Tauren From the Waist Down
OK. My submissions are:
WoW You Hit Hard
Please Stop The Pain
And The Winner Is
No More Mr Nice Guy
We Can’t Get Any Worse
Two Teams Enter
War Kittens
And the number one Arena team name…
Masochists
Another suggestion…
“I Just Ate Sum Dum Ho.”
Morale Builders
You’re welcome
Track Hidden
??
Spectator Mode ??
Gone in 60 Seconds
Flight Club
Lady and The Trampled
Wizards of Gauze
Dunno, I just work here.
Come Honor Chest
Ben Dover
We’re Sofa King We Todd It
In light of another recent post of your’s, BBB, I offer this name.
“Bears Can’t Swim”
HA HA HA HA HA!