So, hello. Welcome! Hiya! How ya doin’?

Today marks the 7th anniversary of the big bear butt and cassie.

Last night, we celebrated by going to a BBQ joint, and then got our son a t-ball bat, glove and related gear.

Note; I intentionally did NOT say that we got our son a set of balls. It wouldn’t be appropriate.

Oh, wait. What? Crap.

These days, to share an example of how a married couple incorporates WoW speech into daily life, I wanted to share this with you.

As our anniversary approached, I asked my wife what she wanted for a present.

Her answer?

“We’re not going to have an anniversary. I /mquit!”

And she SAID the “slash” part, btw.

Sad. Just sad.

I did almost die laughing, it was the most awesomeest… but still.

And taking that idea and running with it… I want to see the divorce court judge handle THAT argument.

Her lawyer; “Your honor, my client wants to keep all of her in game gold, due to it having been earned by her through farming, crafting and skilled use of the Auction House.”

His lawyer; “Objection, your honor! My client spent many hours farming mats and gave them over free of charge in order to further the plaintiff’s Auction House earnings. We feel it’s only right that half of those earnings be shared.”

Her lawyer; “Your honor, it’s true that materials were mailed over, but my client feels that the subsidizing of two epic flying skills should more than compensate for his lost time through farming.”

And the Judge says, “…. what the hell are you two idiots blabbering about? What gold?”

And you know some lawyer will say, “The plaintiff has in-game gold assets currently equivalent to $1700 if rated against gold selling services going rates and taking into account market fluctuations, your honor. That is legitimate income that needs to be divided fairly to all concerned.”

You know it’s coming.

You KNOW it’s coming, somewhere.

Happy anniversary, sweetie. And thanks for the epics! What a great present!

EDIT: Cassie has instructed me to tell you that, unlike SOME people, I do not know what gold sells for… therefore, she does not have the amount of gold that the dollar amount above represents… so hackers, piss off and leave her account alone.