Comments on: Gem from the WoW Forums

By: Bobhain

Bobhain — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:46:42 +0000

Keeping to the Chuck Norris theme; on Lothar trade channel amongst all the Krol Blade spam I saw this little gem: “If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you”. I know it’s not gut bustingly hilarious but, I find it funny.

By: Tigerfeet

Tigerfeet — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:42:01 +0000

Said to one of those elitest jerkface types you talked about in a previous blog: “Why don’t you just go uninstall life?”

By: dechion

dechion — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:53:58 +0000

Once heard in vent, while pugging Kara.

ShinyNew70 “This place is all haloweeney, like a funhouse!”

BeenThereLots “Yeah, but without the fun”

Not really a forum thing, but classic none the less.

Best in a forum was a reply in an “I just destroyed your guild for my own gain” thread.

“to those who rode it to the end, thank you. To those who tore it down, may all your pulls be wipes and all your rolls be ones.”

By: poPixel

poPixel — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:36:20 +0000

Nothing will ever beat “______ don’t do ______ like you do.” That was an instant classic across the blogosphere.

By: Boojah

Boojah — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:05:43 +0000

Reading the drama over there is great fun. My favorite is “open your face, jellyfish”

By: Pike

Pike — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:57:57 +0000

I don’t much read the official forums, but I seem to recall reading one once that said something like “What’s the hunter shot rotation in WotLK? …Auto Shot, Steady Shot, Wing Clip, Deterrence.” It was spoofing the fact that arena seems to be ever pervasive and it made me giggle at the time…

By: sid67

sid67 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:55:18 +0000

My favorite is:

I’m Rock. Scissors are fine. Nerf Paper.