As in, he felt it validated all the bullshit he’s been saying since Day 1.

Go figure.

Lol.

I am exactly the opposite with cats, and they know it.

Ask Cassie, it’s sickening. They sit with me, hang out with me, follow me around, and even sleep on me. If all three are loose, they take turns seeing who gets to sleep on me during the night. One will start, and about a third of the way through, jump down and the next climbs on board, etc.

We finally had to lock two of them in their own room every night, so they’d let me get some damn sleep. So Shadow gets to sleep with me every night.

I keep meaning to take a picture of my gaming desk while I’m playing… my desk has the right side cleared off, because Shadow sleeps there while I am playing. 100% of the time. If I am playing, Shadow is lying on my desk next to the monitor… either sleeping, or meowing for chin rubs.

They fear Alex, and put up with Cassie as the price of living with me.

All cats are like this. Don’t ask me why.

Both Priceless. *saves the bookmark for future reference* ;)

My favourite is #6.

Love the Cat, Offspring, and Thought for the Day!

I have one rule – I tell the truth, always. Cold sometimes, cruel sometimes, but always honestly, with compassion, tell the truth. You might get into trouble for your opinion, beliefs, or perspective, but you’ll never disappoint and never be caught out.

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah .
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even
though it’s only for £32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. 

18. Ditto for reading Cosmo.