That’s what I have, every morning, when I look at my blog.

What is it going to be today? Am I cranky? Am I thinking about the game, or about real life, or about the PBeM story, or about the fun we had recently, or what?

I can’t talk a lot about the latest fun thing with Alex, since Cassie wants me to NOT post pictures of our son on the website. Considering some of the emails I get, I can understand her point.

But I still get to face a blank canvas, clean, fresh… just waiting for the latest crazy to get dumped all over it.

Coming up with a blog title… these things don’t grow on trees, you know. I tried to be witty when I started, these days I feel good if it just has some relevance to the post.

It’s funny… I may be a real person, but when I sit down to blog, the one person that sometimes comes to mind is the fictional character of James Qwilleran from the “The Cat Who….” series of books by Lilian Jackson Braun.

As a brief aside; I love mysteries, and crime novels, but mostly I prefer the Matthew Scudder books by Lawrence Block, or all of the books by John Sandford (The ‘Prey’ series, as well as the ‘Luann and Kidd’ series), and I like the Jack Reacher books by Lee Child a great deal, especially the most recent ones. Hmm, maybe some time I should devote a post to the subject.

Anyway, the “The Cat Who…” books are mysteries, with a touch of romance to them, that start out in what seems to be the Chicago style area but quickly moves to small town Minnesota, and I swear some of the local descriptions Braun uses for the town setting seem to be describing places in North Saint Paul… the post office mural in particular struck me as creepily similar.

But I digress. Endlessly.

Back on topic, I read voraciously, and I used to trawl used bookstores looking for series to try out. I grabbed the first “The Cat Who” book simply because, well, it was a mystery, and a cat was involved in the plot somewhere. Really, that’s about it.

Not very discerning, eh?

I read it, and I enjoyed the writing, brief though the book was, so I went and grabbed like the next ten in the series… and then went out and grabbed all the rest from various bookstores in the cities.

Read ‘em all, liked ‘em all. Kind of light weight and fluffy, but a nice visit to a setting I’m pretty unfamiliar with. There weren’t too many small lake towns with sleepy ways in the part of Miami I grew up in. It was refreshing.

I tried to get Cassie to read them, and she did, but sadly, I think they were too… wussy for her. She prefers Nora Roberts writing as J.D. Robb in the “In Death” series of mysteries. I get her point, certainly, but I thought they were fun.

Most of the fun I got from the book was simply going along with a light setting that always changed and grew, and was charming and sweet. And they are very… relaxing. If you have just finished a massive tome, dense with heavy prose and weighty concepts… if you have eaten the literary equivalent of a heavy steak dinner with all the trimmings, sometimes a small, wafer thin mint is just the thing to clean your palate.

And sometimes a wafer thin mint will be the one thing that makes you blow up, no matter how wafer thin it is.

But I digress again.

The main character, as I said, is James Qwilleran. He was a big shot news reporter for a big league paper once upon a time, got taken by drink and his life fell apart. All of that, of course, happens off page, before the first story. Now, he doesn’t touch drink and is putting his life back together and writing again. He is an alcoholic character dreamed up before the concept of alcoholism was apparently explained to Mrs. Braun, as he is portrayed more as a man who once let the drink get to him a teeny bit too much and he acted foolishly, and so now he abstains and feels kind of sheepish about the whole thing. 

He is a stark contrast to Matthew Scudder of Lawrence Block’s mysteries, who spent 10 books living as an alcoholic detective without admitting it, but the reader sees pretty damn clearly what is going on… and then another 15 books as a self-admitted alcoholic rising from rock bottom, fighting every single day just to live and maintain sobreity, and counting each day not in the gutter as a hell of a big victory. James Qwilleran is a powderpuff pastry while Scudder is the massively heavy ‘all in’ deep dish pizza.

I know that, from that description of pain you probably feel zero interest in reading the Matt Scudder books… but I have to say, they are incredibly powerful. Unbelievably solid reads. Just, great books. They just ring true, they have an unflinching integrity to them, and are fascinating reads that feel like they carry you along on an out of control freight car, with no way of knowing where you’re going, because who knows where the heck life might take you? That’s the point, it’s real life, who ever knows where life is going to take them? But it’s always a powerful journey.

Sigh. Okay, back to our intrepid reporter James.

He ends up as a columnist for a super-small Minnesota newspaper, the kind of local that gets handed out in the flyer and stuffed in a mailbox at 3 AM by a guy in a station wagon, and no one else ever hears of it.

And the point, and believe it or not I actually am tying all this back to a point, is that James Qwilleran, who writes his column called “The Qwill Pen”, does not report, he just writes. About anyone, or anything.

He prides himself on being able to sit down, and write 1500 words on any topic at all. 

It is a recurring theme, how much the character enjoys writing simply for the sake of writing, no axe to grind, at least not usually, and sometimes with no idea what it is he’s going to write that day. He sits down, and sometimes even picks a topic out of a hat.

1500 words, any topic, go!

I know how he feels. I get the same rush.

Sitting down, sometimes I’ve got a topic burning a hole in my head, wanting to get written, and sometimes I simply sit, and look at a nice, clean New Post page, and think dreamily, “I wonder what topic I can spin 1500 words about… and have fun with.”

Today, you get a post about writing a post, with a bunch of my detective novel preferences thrown in.

With only one day until the midnight release of Wrath, with all the crazed last minute Heroics my Hunter has gone on during the last two days and clearing out my quest log on two characters, with a Kara raid tonight and a Child’s Play raffle in the planning stages…

You get a post about nothing but my enjoyment of the challenge of facing a clean blog every morning.

And how, much as James Qwilleran does, I enjoy knowing that people read these things, and while I’m sure they are a snoozefest for most folks, I know that at least some of you walk away mildly entertained…

And I get the pleasure of writing. Sometimes about the game, sometimes about life, and sometimes about nothing at all.

That’s a great thing.

15 Responses to “A blank canvas”
  1. I have several The Cat Who… books.

    I think I’ll go pick up one of the ones I haven’t read yet. I’m in the mood for some fluff reading. Thank you for the reminder!

  2. That was mildly entertaining! :D Thanks BBB!

  3. My wife absoultely loves the Cat Who series. She convinced me to read one, but it wasn’t my style.

  4. Have you ever read Sue Grafton’s Kinsey Millhone series or Jonathan Kellerman’s Alex Delaware series? If not I would highly recommend them as a fan of John Sandford’s Prey series.

  5. bigbearbutt says:

    Alevevia, I have read all the Alex Delaware books, but I have not read the Sue Grafton books. I’ve seen them, of course, but when I browse the library they rarely have the first couple books, and I refuse to start a long ass series in the middle.

    I have the first J.D. Robb ‘In Death’ book at home from the library, I’m going to give that series a try… Cassie keeps telling me I should at least keep an open mind about them…

    Oh, and Cassie also really likes the books of Suzanne Brockman…. and to have this come full circle, Suzanne Brockman is a huge Joss Whedon fan. http://www.suzannebrockmann.com/fon8707.htm

    It’s a small world, ain’t it?

  6. The Cat Who books are excellent. I’ll admit, they start getting a bit… long in the tooth as the series goes on, but I think I’ll attribute that to the advancing age of the author.

    I totally forgot about Quilleran’s 1500 word trick. It’s definitely a good indicator of the writer’s bug. If I were getting paid for writing, I’d probably try the same trick. I did something on a smaller scale back in high school for the school paper. As it is, I just write blog articles when I can carve out the time, and I already feel guilty for taking the time to write. Life does that. Even so… 1500 words? Pfft. I find myself writing 2000 about half the time, without even trying. Whether or not it’s worth reading, now that’s another matter… but it’s fun to write and exercise the brain. If someone else gets something out of it, it’s a bonus.

  7. My mother simply devours mysteries. She’s read all of the Cat Who stuff and just about anything else you can imagine. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of the genre. The only place she and I agree is on the Rex Stout Nero Wolfe series. Yes, forumulaic cookie cutter characters and plots, but what makes them so predictable is also what makes them so great. You come to actually love the characters, even if you can already figure out “Who dun it” before the end of the first chapter.

  8. Tisk Tisk.. only 1304 (if you count the title) :)

  9. I’m a huge fan of mysteries of various types – especially series mysteries of both the standard detective/thriller type and the lighter “cozy mystery” type. The “Cat Who…” series was probably the first of the cozy mystery variety that I read, and definitely enjoy – I’ve missed a few here and there and try to fill in the gaps when I can.

    I also enjoy John Sandford, Jonathan Kellerman (and his wife Faye Kellerman’s Decker/Lazarus series), James Patterson, etc.

    If you’re hesitant about reading the J.D. Robb “In Death” series because it’s Nora Roberts, don’t be. They’re fantastic. My husband loved them, every time we went to visit his mom (who buys pretty much all the mystery type paperbacks from the best seller racks when she goes grocery shopping, and then gave them to us every time we visited) we’d have to fight over who got to read the latest J.D. Robb book first. Expect two or three gratuitous sex scenes per book, but otherwise, a fair amount of humor mixed in with some serious fast paced detective action.

    Another thought – unless your budget is tight to the point that you really must rely on the library, you might check out PaperbackSwap.com – I’ve been a member for a few years now, and have found it to be a great source of reading material that I can’t get from my mother-in-law for free :D. It’s cheaper than buying new paperbacks at either the grocery store or a bookstore, and even some used bookstores… and finding the specific books you want is much more likely than at a library sale, garage sale or thrift shop. Just a suggestion for you and your readers who are voracious readers.

  10. OMG I laughed so hard when I learned you read “The Cat Who…” novels. You know those are for old ladies, right? Well, that’s how I’ve always referred to them… old lady books. How do I know? I’ve read almost all of theml. Ya, I’m a 43 yr. old man that reads old lady books. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
    I love them. They’re fun, silly, and have a distinct charm. Actually, I think I’ve read all of ther authors mentioned, but it’s the Braun books I look forward to most.
    Thanks, BBB

    Krystofar

  11. I tried one of the Cat Who books and put it down after a few pages. I don’t try to be feminist in my reading choices but I just don’t get into male leads. And if the story doesn’t have at least one racy scene then I lose interest, and if it has more than one or two racy scenes it’s too much … I feel a literary post coming on. I will be a copyCat.

  12. Lillian Jackson Braun has never said where the books actually take place. It is generally accepted they are based on Bad Axe in Michigan, where she used to live, and Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. My guess is she doesn’t want to be specific to avoid disappointing people in places like Minnesota.

    We listen to Cat Who on tape (well CD) a lot when we go up North, and are fans.

  13. Wow I had totally forgotten abou The Cat Who series. I was really into those way back when. So many of them…

  14. OK – the most exciting thing for me (and clearly other people) – I found someone else who loves ‘The Cat Who…’ books! Squee! Of course, I also read the Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb ones (have all of those too, pretty kick ass as a rule, sometimes a bit too ‘lovey’ for my liking), and have hooked friends on them, but have never quite gotten anyone to read Braun’s books. I also get a kick out of the Mrs Murphy mysteries by Rita Mae Brown. Completely different in style – about a small town in Virginia (I think), where the postmistress and her 2 cats and dog are forever getting themselves wrapped up in mysteries – but still enjoyable. Very ‘Southern’ though. Then again, I get a kick out of all mysteries basically (except for those books that TV show ‘Bones’ is based on – can’t get into them).

    As for the posting, heck, I often feel like I have nothing to say, and I have been blogging for only a few months. Of course, the feeling of coming up with something out of nothing is just fantastic, and we all love reading what you have to say.

    A Bientot!

  15. I’m a bit late to the party, but I’ve had this reply on the back of my mind for a couple weeks now.

    I’m currently 27, and have been reading the misadventures of James Qwilleran, Kao Ko Kung, and Yum Yum for around 20 years. I’ve read just about all of the books. I think there might be a new one or two I haven’t read.

    As to where they take place, they’re definitely an amalgam of many places in Central northern United States. I’m not familiar enough to say more than that though.

    I do really enjoy the 1500 word articles, however. An interesting thing about it is that LJB actually published a book of his articles about the history of Moose County, Short and Tall Tales. Really good stuff, and they’re all right around 1500 words.

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