Thank you to everyone for the well wishes. Thank you very much.

I have just a few things I’d like to say…

[unfolds a 6 page diatribe on getting old, and how young people suck]

[Cassie smacks Bear]

Wait, what?

Oh, fine… I’ll post that later.

Okay.

First, I got a present!

The most wonderful woman in the world gave me The Order of the Stick: On the Origin of PCs for my birthday! Woot!

Isn’t she one to treasure, folks? Just like a dragon hoard!

No, no I didn’t compare my wife to a whore. I said hoard. HOARD. What? NO!  Not orcs and undead slimy things!  H. O. A. R. D., not Horde!

Idjits.

Second, two notes from the PTR, who knows whether they last.

A) Swipe has had it’s threat buff increased by 50% on the PTR right now.

B) Druids will be able to learn/train to use POLEARMS.

Hey, BRK?

That Black Ice?

Druid loot. 

Cryptfiends’s Bite?

Same thing.

Fo’shizzle, bitch!

9 Responses to “A Big Bear ReBUTTal”
  1. Beaker says:

    Oh please!!

    Everyone knows that all loot is hunter loot!!

    its known as the toddler syndrome “thats mine….and that’s mine..and that…and that…mine MINE MINE!!!!”

    :)

    ps: happy birthday dude

  2. twww says:

    Your wife is truly a treasure!
    I’m hoping for OOTS: Start of Darkness myself :)

  3. Zarky says:

    Happy birthday BBB.

    Can’t wait to get on my hunter wife’s case. this should be fun

  4. Stupid Mage says:

    L O L

  5. ARA says:

    Hehehe great post.

    Sorry BRK. Loved your podcast with the bear, btw, it was the first time I heard you. And dps who takes care of his tanks is fine in my books. I take care of my dps too. I make sure no nasty pasty mobs get on you cases, yes I do sir. So hey since we’re all brother, my loot is your loot, and your loot is my loot. Take my staffs! I will take your polearms.

  6. Rahl says:

    Have a great crimbo and Bday!
    Is far as i understand the swipe update is live rather than on the PTR acording to ghostvrawler or maybe i just misinterpreted!! I seem to be holding multimob agro easier since the update..

  7. Kro says:

    Druids using Polearms? That doesn’t even make sense…

    What’s next? Rogues with axes? Shaman with swords?

    That’s dumb.

  8. G says:

    Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

    Now gimme that there stabby stick thing.

  9. Carrin says:

    Druids were able to use pole-arms a very long time ago, dunno why, it was taken away, guess you get it back now XD

    B) Druids will be able to learn/train to use POLEARMS.
    Hey, BRK?
    That Black Ice?
    Druid loot.
    Cryptfiends’s Bite?
    Same thing.
    Fo’shizzle, bitch!

    Sorry, what’s that? Too busy rolling on the nice nifty feral-no-more staves that have been re-itemized to be useful for hunters as well. :P

    Also, OoTS is AWESOME

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