” Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not
> forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who
> actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
> Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
> have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak
> show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000? How stupid are we? “Ooooh,
> looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by a
> model I just happen to run into the next
> day!” What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
> come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain
> letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
> midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck ‘em. If you’re going to forward
> something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the
> “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
> for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being”
> forwards about 90 times. I don’t
> fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re
> actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s
> our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that’s
> threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,
> delete it. If it’s funny, send it on. Don’t piss people off by making them
> feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
> no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and
> whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive if you forward
> this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
> underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice
> day. P.S. Send me 15 bucks “

I’ve forwarded your link to two people so far, and one of them has said he’s forwarding it. I apologize for the bandwidth increase in advance :-)

-Ialk