Comments on: Inspired by Alex

By: Syl

Syl — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:17:58 +0000

Looking at the phrasing, I’m guessing it’s to the tune of “Jingle Bells”?
Never-was Musician person here.

By: Drudesa

Drudesa — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:50:05 +0000

The scouts have alot to answer for, here is one I remember from my childhood scout outings:

starting very quietly :)

A cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the the barn,
a cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the the barn.
And the the farmer said,
it’ll do no harm!
Second Verse same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

A cow kicked….. and so on and on and on
…
..
.

As you can imagine by the 4th or 5th verse of this they are screaming it at the top of thier lungs.

I think our record before the driver finally snapped and slammed the breaks of the bus on and told us all (including the scout masters) to shut up was verse 12.

Although as soon as the bus started off again you imeadiatly heard the whisper from the back of the bus:
“A cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn”

By: Redaurora

Redaurora — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:13:50 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA this is great! HAHAHAHA

By: Kattrinsaa

Kattrinsaa — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:24:20 +0000

and then …

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…(repeat infinitely…)

By: Rowtan

Rowtan — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:51:58 +0000

If he gets bored of the Fart Song, there is always the Poo Song to fall back on …. (speaking from experience of having two young boys *Rolls eyeballs*)

And no … it has nothing to do with the friend of Christopher Robbin :)

By: clioratha

clioratha — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:45:22 +0000

Probably not all girls. Wedding plans are just logistical nightmares, and I don’t think I squealed like a schoolgirl when I was making mine ;)

I do agree, though, that fart jokes never go out of style. And I’m jealous of my daughter’s ability to make armpit noises.

By: ~the1jeffy

~the1jeffy — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:28:57 +0000

Is there a tune, or is this one of those kids songs that is SO tuneless that the very speaking of it wakes the dead, burns adult eardrums, and causes migraines?

@ Phaedra

Oh, and girls do? Wedding plans turn an adult woman into a gushing, squealing school girl. Every time, and even if it’s not their own wedding.

At least fart jokes are a timless classic.
:P :P

By: Melpo

Melpo — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:23:33 +0000

hahaHAHAHA!

By: Phaedra

Phaedra — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:02:04 +0000

Sounds remarkably similiar to a song my 34 year old husband composed…that my 52 year old father loves. Boys never grow up.

By: Boize

Boize — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:57:10 +0000

I would like to purchase this masterpiece.