Or does this count as a post?
No, no it doesn’t.
Hey, how about that Top Chef last night?
Bravo Channel, you’ve got a nice show there, we enjoy it.
One little ‘ing thing though….
When it’s 5 minutes to the end, and you do the traditional (and totally bullshit) “And the person leaving is…” and then instantly cut to commercial?
Here’s a ‘ing clue, you stupid sacks of shit.
How’s about, during that commercial break, you DON’T SHOW SCENES FROM NEXT WEEKS FINALE, SHOWING US WHICH CHEFS ARE ‘ING LEFT?!?!?!
It kinda, you know…. ruins the surprise? ‘ing ‘ell?
Or do you think that, if we watch your show, we’re too ‘ing stupid to be able to reason through the byzantine logic “well, dur, if that one is in a scene, and that one is in a scene, and that one had immunity, then I wonder which one gets cut after the break? Dur….”
Oh, and yes, I loved the whole bit in Terry Pratchett’s book “The Truth”, where the big stupid one of the two bad guys patterned off of Samuel Jackson and John Travolta’s roles in Pulp Fiction kept saying “‘ing”, all the way through, as though the book was too gentile to say “fucking”… and later on someone asked why the idiot kept saying ing all the time, and is that a foreign word?
You thought it if you read it, I know you did, “I wonder what the other people think when they hear him say that.” Well, that question gets answered. I loved that bit.
Also, I don’t have a physical potato, you could say I keep a spiritual potato on me at all times. I’m covered.
Do you have your potato?
Is this a post?
Well, it ain’t a post about server culture, so it’s not what I started writing two days ago.
The big advantage this post has over that other one, though?
Hey, you’re actually reading this one. Woo.
Lightning Round; I need a few more guild sigs on Kael’thas Horde side to set up the charity event guild on that side of da server. If you happen to be bored Thursday night, pop on a blood elf alt (or visit the blood elf starter area) on Kael’thas around 6 server time, and look for Bigbearbutt. I need 4 more sigs, but it’s late now and I’m pooped. As soon as I get ‘em tomorrow, I’m probably off to bed too.
Final thought for the night…
Yes, I know the Trolls talk the common speech of the Horde with a heavy accent.
Can anyone explain to me, anyone at all, WHY the hell they WRITE with an accent?
Seriously, go look at that poster calling for the unwarranted assassination of the freedom loving leader, Zalazane.
“Liberate da isles mon, Honor de Ancestors, join da fight”.
Are you serious? They not only speak with a heavy accent, but they write with it too?
Funniest moment in a book series, for me, that hangs with me as a great ‘twang’ on the noses of fantasy and sci-fi writers, was in the Sten series by Chris Bunch and Allen Cole, when Sten’s best pal Alex Kilgour, a massive brawny man from a heavy gravity world settled by Scots, a man who spends 4 books having his spoken sentences written in a heavy, sometimes nearly undecipherable scottish accent, writes Sten a letter… and halfway through the exquisitely penned missive, Sten has to stop and go back to check who it’s from again, and then laughs to himself that, of course, Alex wouldn’t be writing him a letter with a mispelled accent.
I guess you’d have to have been there. Shit, I’m still chuckling.
Okay, I guess that’s a post. Score!
Gnomer and out!