I can’t believe it. I won’t accept it.
No. Not just no, HELL no.
Someone hold my coat, I’ma gonna get my claws bloody on this one.
Someone give me the name of the rat bastard fink that is responsible for this insane travesty of all that is right and holy!
I swear, when I find out who’s behind this, I’m gonna gut ‘em.
First I’ll skin ‘em, and THEN I’ll gut ‘em.
And I’m not even a skinner, so it doesn’t matter if I use a damn spoon or not, it’s STILL gonna hurt.
Can you believe this crap? I swear, this time they’ve gone too far. Screw writing my congressman, not that he’d give a shit.
Oh, hey, you know what the definition of a congressman is?
A member of the second group put up against the wall after we finish shooting all the lawyers.
You think you’ve got things under control. You think that you’re on top of the world.
You’ve got plans. I had plans! Damnitall, I had plans!
And then they go and do this.
I just…. I just don’t know what to do.
You know, I try so hard. <sniff>
I really do. I keep those embers burning, ya know? I never give up.
No matter how hard it gets, and some days, it’s really damn hard, I just stay with it, ya’know? <sniff>
It’s like, you know, just when you think you’re up, they gotta drag you right back down, man.
I just… I mean, man… I just don’t know if I can take this anymore, man. Just, just game over, man, game over. Maybe we should just roll over and put them in charge.
What? What do you mean, them who? What am I talking about?
Good lord, where have you BEEN?
Haven’t you HEARD?!?!
They did it. Those damn Mages finally went and did it.
I never thought they would, but they finally got their hooks into someone in Blizzard and made it happen.
It’s the big one. The balloon just went up. Screw DEFCON 5.
Damnit, I WARNED you all it was coming!
I tried to tell you. I warned you, and did you listen? Hell no.
The next thing you know, it’s all over. It’s all Bears in sheep form, BRK wandering around drunk looking for the cheese dip, and drunken Mages having their wild depraved parties with NOBODY TO MAINTAIN SOME DAMN DECENCY ANYMORE!
Well, okay, no, *I* don’t maintain the decency… I’m talking about those other Druids in the Annarchy guild over on Dark Iron.
The point is, we were safe! We had protection!
And when the Mages are around, you know you bloody well NEED all the protection you can get!
As I always say… if you’re planning on hooking up with a Mage later, you better darn well make sure you’ve got protection with you.
What’s next? huh? What’s bloody next? Are they gonna make Druids wear a thong like Jong?
You KNOW that doesn’t go with our fur, dagnabit! You’ve got to have baby smooth skin, freshly waxed to pull that off. An all over Brazilian body wax. You know, like Jong has.
I can tell you one thing… this just proves beyond a doubt that Mages are a more powerful force than Hunters ever will be, even counting BRK.