I tried to give you storytime today.

It reached over 3 thousand words… and I haven’t gotten to the camping bit yet.

I’m either going to go insane and post this monstrosity right before I nuke the site from orbit, or I’m going to fall back and punt, and just start over.

I have no idea what happened. This is ridiculous.

8 Responses to “I’m sorry”
  1. Dechion says:

    Gief whole story plx.

    Even if it ends up needing chapters.

  2. Analogue says:

    I’m telling you, you need to string some of these anecdotes together and get them published. You have a real gift for making people laugh.

  3. Kevin says:

    Just run it all the way to 50000 words and submit it to NaNoWriMo.

  4. Dyre42 says:

    “Just run it all the way to 50000 words and submit it to NaNoWriMo.”

    Seconded

    • bigbearbutt says:

      Plus, you people ain’t just evil, you’re enablers. A good rule of thumb… if it’s that long, it probably SUCKS.

  5. FaceTank says:

    Maybe you are just channeling your inner Robert Jordan?

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