Comments on: Woot! Another asshat in WoW!

By: Kauket

Kauket — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:50:33 +0000

The asshats are now decked out in lingerie? Well, that will make them easier to spot!

(Sorry, couldn’t not have fun with prepositional phrases; though that is a good acronym.)

By: GhostGambler

GhostGambler — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:28:19 +0000

I were helping my guildie (lvl 83 mage) in uldum (i am a lvl 85 arms warrior) when suddenly 2 warlocks and a mage try to gank us, obviusly they forgot their heads in Stormwind, when they releasied i were lvl 85, they began nuke me down, all i did was run to the nearest sanctum and watch the lvl 85 guards kick their asses… This all happened on a PvP server:-)

By: bigbearbutt

bigbearbutt — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:42:45 +0000

Doesn’t that constitute “cruel and unusual retaliation towards asshats in lingerie?” Or [Curtail] for short?

By: Kauket

Kauket — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:36:49 +0000

Gotta fill that asshat quotient, Bear, but how about alternate strategies?

Let me tell you about the time I crushed a mid-40s human warlock with my level 23 bloodelf pally.

So there I was, jogging from Hillsbrad to open up the Hammerfall flight point. As I passed Refugee Point, a flagged human male comes charging out at me on his nightmare, dismounts in front of me, and proceeds to perform chicken, rude gesture, and various other such emotes.

I pause, stare. Now at this point, I should describe what the human’s seeing: a bloodelf male with the longest possible white-blond hair in a dress…er, robe. (I was leveling as a holy pally.)

I begin by blowing a kiss. The warlock freezes. Then I purr. The warlock flees in ignominy.

Poor guy, I choose a different set of weapons than he wanted for the duel, but who says you have to fight them on their terms? Still rather disappointed that he didn’t hold out until I started dancing and stripping down.

By: Clapus

Clapus — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 01:46:21 +0000

I have run back 15 times to one of those asshats and rezzed right in front of them each time. They finally realized I was stupider that they were and left for smarter pastures. I guess I took all the fun out of his game.

By: bigbearbutt

bigbearbutt — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 03:17:47 +0000

Ice! Missed you, my friend!

By: Iceveiled

Iceveiled — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:54:19 +0000

When people are bugging me like that I just usually log off and tinker around with my bank alt, organize stuff, maybe put a few items up for auction, then log back in and they are gone. As a male who played a female toon (until recently when I race and gender changed) I’d get the occasional random person who would follow me around for no reason, or people who try to duel you (they throw down a challenge flag, you decline, they throw down another, etc – really amusing when they are dozens of levels higher than you).

Annoying asshats.

By: Darthregis

Darthregis — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 15:51:25 +0000

Indeed, you did jump over. We got to say hi to you, you got to say hi to us! WIN/WIN!

Although I would be rather angry. I am an irritable bugger, after all. So much, in fact, that I sometimes wonder if I only have grumpy posts to offer. :)

By: Perdissa

Perdissa — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:49:21 +0000

There used to be a guild on my server called something like “Kill me and my main will camp you”

I once experienced this at Crossroads, when a higher level rogue (skull to me) would try to superimpose himself over the plainstriders/zebras/kodos I was trying to kill, hoping to get me flagged. I got tired of it, went off to get a snack and he was gone when I came back. Turned out that he went to gank and camp other people. Not long after, about 3 level 80s turned up and beat the crap out of him, probably friends of the campee. I couldnt resist joining the resultant campfire.

By: bigbearbutt

bigbearbutt — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 00:13:45 +0000

Oh, and I ALSO let the flag just sit there, preventing them from dropping a flag on someone else. I just go about my emailing or AHing or whatever, while the flag decays. :)