Have you ever considered visiting friends on another server, but didn’t want to spend that pesky server transfer fee?
Do you want to play a character of some sort, but you don’t want to mooch off your friends for golds and bags and stuffs?
Then do what I do! Follow the Big Bear Butt New Server System of instant playtime satisfaction, also known as the BBB9001X system! (patent pending)
It’s got to be good… it’s OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! And hey, anything with that many exclamation points must be pretty damn exciting, right? Right!!!!
The BBB9001X system is so simple, you’ll be putting it into practise right away, in the comfort of your own game room! And best of all, the System is free to the first 5 million people who call in right now, and we’ll ship it right to your door. You just pay shipping and, ahem, ‘handling’ charges. So call right now to get yours!
Okay, you want more? I’ll give you a little sneak peek into the System at work.
The first thing you do is decide what you want to play on the new server. Assuming it’s not a Death Knight, then you make that character, figure out fun Professions, and pick a snazzy new name. Make sure that the new name will be something evocative of your favorite character on your old server, or the name people are familiar with, but also something new so you have that emotional break from your old, familiar characters. Don’t saddle your new character with the baggage of your old experiences, or the relationship is doomed from the start! Give that character a chance with a brand new you!
Next, play at least up to level 10, doing some Profession work like gathering along the way. Have fun, live a little. You don’t need money or bags or Auction House items yet, and even if you DID have them the prices people want for magic gear below level 10 is stupid, anyway. Just have fun, you can DO eet!
Once you hit level 10, though, you can pick a spec. You want to head out on the town, do some crafting, have some actual bag space, you want the bad guys to FEEL that repressive steel boot of justice firmly treading on their neck.
So now what you do is make a Death Knight. No, really. Make a DK, level up, hit Outlands at 58, and go do some quests.
In a VERY short period of time, even in only one night, you’ll find that you’ve easily gathered enough gold to buy 12 or even 14 slot bags for your new low level alt, buy loots from the AH, train skills up and even sock enough away for that mount training at 20.
Best of all, once you’ve hit your gold level for that low level alt, you can take your Death Knight and go farm Ore, Herbs or Skins in a low level zone to feed your new alt’s crafting needs!
So what are you waiting for?!?
Don’t be a leech on your friends, nobody likes a freeloading relative to come over and slurp up all the good beer in the fridge. You know they were saving that beer for when Omnomnomnomitron bought it the first time anyway, right? Don’t be that person, instead, go out there and do the responsible thing…
..use BBB9001X today!