Wednesday was a complete surprise to me.

My son and I have been eagerly anticipating the release of the Mega Bloks World of Warcraft sets.

I’ve followed blogs, watched videos, and otherwise tried to keep on top of the news around them.

Alex and I together watched videos and examined pictures of all of the sets in this first series, and debated the pros and cons of each against the revealed price points.

“Oh wow, that Zeppelin looks great, but for pure value how can you beat Sindragosa the Dragon and the Lich King for $35?  Barrens Chase just gives you a couple of mounts and generic WoW characters, two each.”

“Yeah, but Dad, you get Horde and Alliance banners on poles with the Barrens Chase!”

“Two words: Frozen Throne.”

“Yeah, but I can’t have the rocket mount in game, this way I can have one outside.”

“Frostmourne! Teeny, tiny Frostmourne!”

“But what about the catapult on the Demolisher!”

“Well, yeah, that’s cool, but when do you actually drive one in game? The Alliance tower is sweet, though.”

“But look at the Warlock pet! That’s awesome!”

And on and on…

Alex has his favorite, and of course it’s the Deathwing Assault. His second favorite, and my first, was the Lich King and Sindragosa set.

I’ve also been excited, because one of the sets, the Alliance Worgen Death Knight on the Griffon mount, perfectly matches his main character, Hailsword.

The latest video we had seen, the review of the Deathwing Assault by The Brick Show, had said that they were due out in two months. I had extrapolated that to mean sometime around, oh, when the Mists of Pandaria expansion was released.

Alex loved that Brick Show review, by the way. Oh yes, he did.

So, we were settled in to a two month wait.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I saw a tweet that someone had purchased a Mega Bloks set today. Like, right that minute. From Target.

I did a quick check, and sure as shit, Mega Bloks had a little blurb that went up July 31st saying, “Oh yeah and, like, the toys are in stores, like, today and stuff. Surprise!”

Oh, fiddlywinkers. Are they trying to give toy reselling scalpers all the breaks? Damnit!

I immediately took my lunch break to run to my local Target retailer, where I found… a big old empty set of shelves, with one set, the Demolisher, still on it.

Ah crap. Sinking chest feeling. Missed the release day, and now the chase is on.

I have been here before. A highly desired special toy, a lackadaisical walk to a store months after release, no sign of toy in existence. But resellers on eBay have it, oh my yes, for 300% of the original cost.

We aren’t made of money, far from it. We budget things tight, but we still have fun because Cassie budgets in fun, too. We just didn’t budget in buying a ton of toys this month. We budgeted about $300 for toys in two months time, and most of that was to go in a closet until Christmas. If you’ve got kids, you know what I mean. The secret closet, a hidden treasure trove representing a cumulative year of special sales, clearance racks, and sniped eBay auctions.

But… the shelves in Target were empty. EMPTY. Not even the Worgen on a mount! What if… what if the production did not anticipate final demand?

I bought the Demolisher. Last WoW Mega Bloks item in the store day after release? Yeah, um, no shit. I was NOT going to find out tomorrow that I had my one chance and blew it.

Then I went across the street to Walmart. Nothing, they were already stripped.

When I left work for the day, I stopped at two more Targets on the way home, and at each of them the story was the same. Stripped, empty shelves and a single, lone item still remaining.

At the first Target, the remaining item was a Worgen Death Knight on a Griffon. Score! No matter what else, we win. Alex gets his own character built of Mega Bloks.

At the second Target, double score! A single item, the Lich King and Sindragosa! Okay, Christmas is assured.

At this point, the Deathwing Assault on Stormwind is looking like a “wait for the second release” item. Seriously, the second day and stores are wiped clean? WTF?

Now, at this point I had to go home. This was a bad thing, because I had to tell Cassie I just spent $50 of her money on Mega Bloks. The Demolisher wiped out my own mad money account, so the rest of it was on the family dime, which means her dime.

So, I owe a lot of back rubs. And I’m in the doghouse.

I looked at Cassie, as she explained to me the simple math behind our current finances, in small words, and the reasons why spending $50, not to mention $95 right now, was a BAD THING.

I mentioned that I could go through my stuff and find what I can get rid of on eBay. I have to have SOME shit I could sell, right?

You’d think I would, but then I realize, all I have are books, my computer and phone, and some knickknacks like plush Looking For Group stuff on my desktop. No, I’m not selling Sooba.

Hey, wait! I’ve got an idea!

“What.” Man, she can look suspicious!

I can put a “Donate” button linking to my Paypal account on the sidebar of the website, saying ‘Donate to the Alex MegaBloks Christmas Toy Fund!”

NO.”

but…

no.”

but, no wait, think about…

No. And yes, your readers are very nice, you’d probably get enough donations to buy Deathwing for Alex. Still no.”

Well, okay… 

Moments later, sanity returned. If you’re going to sell out, shit, go large, right? I’d better save the pimping for my first novel release!

That still left an issue unresolved.

So, I explained the whole “Deathwing for Christmas is looking as bleak as Barrens Chat” situation.

She checks the Target website, and sees there is supposedly one at a couple of local stores, including at one of the stores I knew had jack and squat. So, the website? Not to be trusted.

Cassie shocked me by suggesting that some employees at the Target stores might have taken stock and hid it in the back, planning on paying for it when they get their paychecks.

So cynical! No teen Target or Walmart employee would ever do such a thing!

Then she checked Amazon… who went from having four left in stock to zero as we watched and refreshed. Followed by someone relisting it for $145. Ugh!

Cassie looked at me, and pointed her finger like a General unleashing the first armored bear assault. “Get to Target. Right now. Get. that. set!

But dinner….

“GO!”

So of I went. And lo and behold, a different Target DID have the Deathwing set, and more money was spent (but this time authorized) and there will be much rejoicing at Christmas time, and there had better be, because that pretty much wraps up Christmas. $100 for a single toy? Dear lord.

We gave Alex the Sindaragosa/Lich King set, and his Worgen Death Knight.

The Demolisher and Deathwing are going into storage, and he’ll probably see the Demolisher as a very special treat sometime before Christmas.

Alex has built the sets he has now, and I’ve got a few things to say.

First, the quality is top notch. Alex has a few of the Mega Bloks Halo sets, and my own opinion of their character figures are, they’re pretty crappy. Small, poor detail.

The Mega Bloks WoW figures, on the other hand, seem quite large in comparison, and are very nicely detailed.

There is something else that I haven’t seen talked about much, though, and this is huge.

The armor pieces for the shoulders and chest are removable, and replaceable.

The arms and shoulder joints are solid. The shoulder armor is a softer rubber that slide over the shoulder joints, and are VERY well fitted. The chest armor is also removeable and interchangeable.

The Sindragosa/Lich King set comes with a small baggie of Mystery Loot. There are a range of armor pieces and weapons that can be in this bag. It really is a random loot drop in a sealed bag, and Alex got a new set of red plate shoulder armor.

The fact that you can get extra ‘loot’ armor and weapon drops and actually equip them is awesome.  I really can’t emphasize that enough, this first series of characters and sets has raised the bar, and Alex noted right away that his character in game has transmogged the exact shoulders that came on the Worgen figure. All the loot is based on in game models.

Think about that, and ponder multiple series of this toy set. Or more interesting, the trend now is to release booster packs of weapons amid the smaller Halo figures. So you could indeed someday buy weapon or armor set booster packs, hoping for that lucky drop.

The craftsmanship on the Lich King is just absurd, and the Dragon? Seriously, I am extremely happy with Sindragosa. If there was any one set I would recommend buying, it would be the Sindragosa/Lich King set. It is a masterpiece. It is “pose on my desk and make my geek friends exclaim in delight” levels of awesome.

I do have one issue with the overall release, and it is simply that the only characters released were men of the various races.

Now, hold on! Don’t get all mob and pitchforky on me! Give me a sec to explain!

I am not accusing anyone of anything, and I’m not being an activist here. In this case I don’t think the situation calls for it.

I personally would have preferred an even mix of male and female characters, but with all of the variations possible, I think they probably decided to focus on one series of male characters with armor pieces to nail down the possibilities in everyone’s mind, and then take advantage of the greater demand later.

Face it. There is no way all possibilities could be released in the same series.

And that is a point to reiterate. Mega Bloks does not tool up to do a single series and then dump the property. They release an initial line to explore the market response and expand it in follow-on series afterwards.

Just because most of my characters are female is no reason for me to get upset yet. :) I can be patient, especially now that I’ve seen the quality they’re coming out with. This is not your Dora the Explorer Mega Bloks set. Once they do release females of each race, with the way armor sets are interchangeable, you’ll be able to make your own unique look easy enough.

And if they don’t, well, the company I work for sells tools in wholesale quantities. I can outfit a WHOLE lot of mobs with pitchforks and blowtorches. No sweat.

What I’m wondering, now that I’ve seen these, is what dramatic moments in the history of World of Warcraft lend themselves to the iconic Mega Bloks treatment?

They’ve got to come out with new sets, so what is in the pipeline right now?

The first one that I would like to see that comes to mind is the Onyxia raid scenario.

A boxed set with Onyxia, a Dragonoid warrior, and perhaps three or four Black Whelps. I would pay very good money for expansion packs of four whelps too, so I could eventually have MANY WHELPS! HANDLE IT!

The expansion pack of whelps also goes nicely with building your own Leroy Jenkins action diorama.

But what other dramatic moments in WoW history can you think of for future Mega Bloks sets?

When you look at what they’ve released, there are individual characters and mount packs (character and mount). We can discount those, they will assuredly release more interesting combinations over the upcoming series, and can anyone say they lack mount, armor or weapon designs to choose from?

But then there are small scenes and moments, medium raid boss encounters, and then the large war diorama treatment.

So, three sizes of toy. The Onyxia one I think would fit solidly in the middle, a raid boss encounter with extra knickknacks.

What else?

I think a Warsong Gulch flag room would be a ROCKIN’ small diorama to build, with Cat druid and flag that can be carried in it’s mouth. :)

What are your ideas? Can you think of a special moment or dramatic WoW event that you’d think lends itself to being recreated in Mega Bloks? I’d love to see your ideas, so once things are released, I can go back and see who came closest to predicting the future.

26 Responses to “Unexpected Treasures and Afternoon Delights”
  1. Faye says:

    Wouldn’t mind seeing one of XT. Karashan chess set would be fun too!

    • Faye says:

      Karazhan. Typing fail.

    • bigbearbutt says:

      Karazhan Chess Set is an epic idea. EPIC. With a big gold chest to one side that everyone can jump on while waiting for it to be looted.

      • Tesh says:

        Blizzard should be all over that one. I’m tempted to make one via Shapeways, but I’ve done my flirting with Blizzard lawyers for the quarter.

        • Faye says:

          Honestly I’m kind of shocked they haven’t done it yet. Maybe I’ll make a blog post about how they should. :)

          • bigbearbutt says:

            That would be a good idea, it’s a perfect fit for a set, and would be pretty cool for more than just WoW fans. A chess set is a chess set, period. It has intrinsic value beyond game tie ins and neat figures.

  2. bigbearbutt says:

    Just to be absolutely certain everyone understands, we are NOT accepting any donations at all. This was not some sly method of trying to get moneys. :)

    We has credit cards! Wheee.

  3. Navimie says:

    OMG brilliant! That’s so exciting about the megabloks sets! I wish they were out here, but I don’t think they’ve hit aussie shores yet.
    If I want something in WoW to be built into a megabloks set, it would be Wrathgate. I want little catapults hurling little plague barrels. I want to have a big red dragon flying in to purge the dying soldiers. I want a mini fig of Arthas.
    Ok, so it’s a rather sad point in the WoW timeline but the imagery of it was amazing. I still remember when I first watched that cutscene.

  4. Kay says:

    Hmm, an old-school Zul’Gurub set, complete with the Bloodlord and his raptor?

  5. Matty says:

    Whoa…what a briliant idea! Something diorama worthy! OMG! Have glue gun, will travel!

  6. Hagiastheite says:

    Hmmm, wouldn’t the real reason for not releasing the female characters is the – ahem – ‘minimalist’ nature of some of the outfits. I ran in a Herioic LFD PuG yesterday, and the amazing female paladin healer would have made a fortune at a pole dancing competition. I think the reason the tank never got hurt was because the mobs were too busy drooling at all the exposed flesh… Seriously, when Blizzard produce female armor sets that dont look like they belong in a fetish-filled bedroom then Mega blok can safely produce female figurines.

  7. Nina says:

    Sindragosa is a woman. Although she could stand to gain a few pounds and invest in some throat lozenges.

    I want a whole bunch of leper gnomes so that I can roll a rubber ball over top of them.

    • bigbearbutt says:

      Sigh.

      But does she fit the category of character, when stood alongside the other related characters?

      I respectfully submit she does not have equippable and interchangeable shoulder and chest Armor to swap with any other currently released figures.

      • bigbearbutt says:

        Tone of voice is so hard to tell sometimes. Were you joking? I couldn’t tell. But I want you to know that I wasn’t intentionally showing disrespect to Sindragosa or slighting her inclusion among powerful females of Azeroth… or Northrend, as the case may be.

        It DID spark a chain of thought as to whether being dead and then risen as an unholy aberration removes you from the biological male/female situation and puts you in a simple ‘undead’ column.

        My conclusion? It’s not biological, it’s a state of mind, and if Sindragosa still thinks of herself as a woman, far be it from me to incur her wrath by disagreeing!

  8. ursiheil says:

    I’m guessing MoP is next on the list for mega blocks… might as well have a toy tie in for the most kid friendly xpac to date… at least on outward apperence kid friendly.

  9. Aggs says:

    My vote’s for the Karazhan Opera House, with all the different possible opera sets. Then you could take your mounted worgen death knight (or maybe Sindy just hates opera and wants to play, too!), and swoop in, “one man” the opera down, and get your special lootz.

  10. Kobay says:

    See, this is one of the only reasons to have a kid that makes any sense to me. I’m pretty sure if I went and bought these sets for myself I’d end up on some kind of list.

    The problem with WSG is which flag room do you use? Horde or Alliance?

    A series of city dioramas would be cool, someplace for your character/mount to “live.” Each one could come with their Faction’s leader as well. (So Undercity with Lady Sylvanis, etc.)

    Also, a “Rare Pet” grab bag for Hunters. Guaranteed to be a rare pet, a lucky few will pull out Loque’nahak!

  11. Bristal says:

    Holy crap I’m 50 with no kids but I envision myself telling a target checker that I do in the very near future…

    “Uh, yeah. A little early Christmas shopping. Yeah, they’ll love them! I’ll also take a pack of smokes and some booze.”
    /leaves store a little sheepish

  12. I am a LEGO snob, so was disappointed that Blizzard teamed up with MEGA Bloks. But reading this, perhaps I should roll by TRU and take a look at the sets more closely.

    I will just have to make sure I don’t get the parts mixed up with my LEGO bits and pieces!

  13. Gilgor says:

    I have two young boys and a valid “excuse” for buying these. I want them for myself. :-)

  14. Eva says:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
    Also, conversations with Alex = win.

  15. Lushious says:

    Gah! I was just at Target yesterday, hastily consuming the new Halo 4 line that has come out. If I had only gone one more aisle over, I would’ve had a much longer sales receipt by the time’d left!

    Also, we demand pictures!

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  17. Grover says:

    Dunno if you’re still looking for them, but the Target by Harmar looked like it had a pretty good selection – including the touring rocket.

    • bigbearbutt says:

      Thank you! That is right by where I drive to and from work, across the street from the Source’s new location.

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