I have something special to show you, something really neat.

I’ll show you pictures, I’ll do a big reveal.

When you see it, you will laugh, you’ll cry. It’s not a hoax, not an imaginary tale.

It’s real!

But… you’ll have to wait.

For now, all I will say is…

Whatever it is, it’s in the box.

Closed carton, marked this side up.

It’s a Mystery. Ooh, spooky!

17 Responses to “It’s a Mystery”
  1. Sarabian says:

    I love a good mystery!

    But what is NOT a mystery is the fact that you eat oat bran bread.

    It’s ok. Us old guys have to stick together.

  2. Has he left that oven open? ^^

    • Riegnman says:

      This comment took me back to my childhood. Thank you.

      There was a time when those of us on the . . . Less wealthy side of life used to use the stove oven as heat. I remember many a morning sitting in a chair in front of the stove with the door open and the oven on high while waiting for the school bus.

  3. JD says:

    It’s totally some exotic brand of giant gingerbread men (bacon flavored, obviously). I can see the decorating kit in the background! So, what do I win as a prize?

  4. Laffable says:

    Two things:

    1. Surprises are awesome. I hope it’s an action figure of a bear.

    2. Reuben sandwiches are even more awesome.

  5. Andrew says:

    Is it…

    Gah, that’s a pretty big box, so probably not the custom model of one of your characters. Looks to be almost the size of a Kitchenaid mixer. Hmm…

    Maybe one of the Mega Blocks WoW kits on back order for the Cub’s birthday?

    I know that those must be at least a third as much for you as they are for him! My 2 yr old is already loving the big mega blocks, and I’m hoping that she’ll stay interested in “boy” toys for this reason.

  6. Coop says:

    What’s in the box!?!?! What’s in the box!?!?!

  7. Matty says:

    Is it marked ” f r a gee lee?”

  8. BlackDragon says:

    Hmm… well, judging from the positioning of the box, and taking into account the height, weight and width of the box, calculating by exponentially dividing the dimension of the box with a sharp pointy object…

    I know! The content of the box is – a THINGAMAJIG!

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  10. Cowsareus says:

    It’s the latest 2013 road runner catch-o’matic from ACME.

    “Rocket propelled in-line skates, with new bird-seeking sensors. Based on costumer’s request, this kit also comes with a parachute.”

    Meeep meeep…


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