Do you recall, many moons ago, sweet Elune it was way back in 2008, I did a post called “I don’t know what it is, but it has Aggro?”
My good buddy TishToshTesh came up with this insane rendering of my son’s idea for an Engineering Hunter Pet.
Some of you thought it was an impossible dream.
Some of you even laughed, and not an evil genius, mad scientist laugh appropriate for the occasion but a mocking laugh, a laugh tinged with a tone of derision.
Let’s see who’s laughing now, chuckles.
The first stage of the process has begun.
In the game?
Hell no, in the real world!
Feast your eyes on this, and gaze unbelieving upon the seeds that sow the coming apocalypse.
And THIS is the video for what they call the Fish on Wheels Kickstarter project.
Look at it.
LOOK AT IT!
Wheels and a guidance control system today, CHAINSAWS AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS TOMORROW!
Mark my words.
You think this is an accident? Oh sure, you see the cute little fishie in the video, they have you thinking, “Aw, how cute, what threat could they possibly be?”
That’s exactly what they want you to think.
But look back up there at the picture at the top. See the grin on that goldfish in the picture?
DO YOU SEE THE GRIN?
There is a day coming, mark my words, there is a day coming when you will walk into a supermarket looking for some tunafish, and there in the aisle will be a dolphin in an armed ATV, and that dolphin will yell at you through their tinny little speaker, “That better be albacore, BITCH!”
And on that day, you will remember.
I warned you, but did you listen? No!
Oh, and while you’re here, why not check out the aggrofish shirts in our lovely gift shoppe?