It saddens me that our once great adversary has lost the fire, the will to fight.

Instead of bringing the war home with his own two hands, and woefully inaccurate rifle, he has chosen instead to adopt the American way of war… litigation.

So be it.

Send in your lawyers. Send them in pairs, in teams, in unending waves upon our shores.

We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end.

We shall fight in the forums, we shall fight on the blogs and in the screenshots, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the banner ads. We shall defend our website, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the posts, we shall fight on the Trade Channel, we shall fight in the podcasts and in the feedreader, we shall fight in your very own comments.

We shall never surrender!

 FOSHIZZLE TO THE END!

I was reading a thread promising drama and coming up lacking. Way too polite. Shame on those nice, polite peoples!

And I came across a single sentence that I thought was awesome…

Sometimes, you can be reading boring tripe and just… funny!

Sparten on the Shandris server said;

Chuck Norris had sex with a semi-truck…..THAT’S how we got Optimus Prime.

LOL!

Anybody see any other great one liners as they browse the forums?

I don’t expect any as great as “Officers don’t do officers like you do”, or “I don’t need Hit, I’ve got good Crit”, but I’m sure there are plenty of real gems out there.

At the end of the workday, just a few minutes ticking until I go home…

I browse a site that usually gets at least a chuckle out of me.

Today, I had to do a doubletake.

The following screenshot seems to be of a chat between a raid guild officer, and a brand new recruit.

See how many different things you can infer about the raiding guild, and the players involved,  from this one small pic.

And remember, assumptions in real life are stupid, but this is an exercise in mockery. Anyway, I don’t know these people. Have fun.

This is an old one, a very, very old one.

But I still remember the first time I saw it, as a series of pictures, not as a Youtube, and mailed it to my bud Manny.

Rememeber that, Manny? We’d only been playing for a little while, you on Kortenharig the short and hairy dwarf hunter, and me on the uber noob Windshadow the kitty drood. We saw this and we just about died laughing.

Anyway, maybe some of you have forgotten… maybe some of you have never seen it…

 If so… bless you. No sound needed, just pictures. Enjoy.

Okay, second favorite… Dax’s Pugging Kara Blues is still number one.

But we were chatting about WoW today, as we sat in folding chairs, watching our son play T-Ball, and she mentioned that while listening to the WoW Insider podcast on WC Radio (does it count as a shameless plug if I don’t link it? Nah, I think we’re cool) she enjoys listening to the songs that play before the show and during the break in the middle.

Well, heck, I never get to hear the music, I’m actually doing the show. I feel robbed. I want my live music!

She was telling me that she was listening last weekend, and before the latest episode about the Paris WWI, they played Dax’s song again. Woot Dax!

And then she said that as much as she loved that one, her other favorite that they play on WC Radio fairly often is a little something called Billie Maclure, that they just nailed the quests and even mentioned Hogger and it sounds just like….

Well, it was clear she really liked it.

So I went on out there and found it, just for her.

Here you go dear… love you!