Irish joke from my friend Manny

My best friend Manny, who was best man at my wedding, and is generally all around the best man.. (looks good in a kilt, too), sent me this awesome joke… which I herby share with you. :)


Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night”.

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the
street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize last night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years…. Once he
fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
him come.”


Sláinte!