Looking for the perfect gift?

Are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone this holiday season?

The gift that says, “Honey, I love you, because you’re just as big a WoW geek as I am.”

Then have I got the place for you!

No, I’m not talking about my very own Big Bear Butt Cafepress store… with a link conveniently located just thataway ===>

No, I’m talking about a store with things that you would REALLY love to have!

Where? “Where is it, damnit!?!” I hear you cry?

The desperation in your voice is reasonable, this is pretty close to Christmas and all.

Well, I will not keep you in suspense any longer.

I am referring to the Cafepress store that Mania, that fiendishly savvy businesswoman, happens to run.

Oh, she’s a tricksy one, my precious.

Oh yes, she mentions oh-so-casually in passing on her blog… “Oh yes, I have a new 2009 calendar available…”

Does she brag? Does she pontificate? Does she go on and on about how wonderful it is?

Hell no, that’s my job.

…. Wait, that didn’t come out quite right.

And what’s worse, she just throws the calendar on her store, and never once does she happen to mention how AWESOME the other items in her store are!

That’s just downright sneaky, says I.

Viral marketing, trusting in word of mouth and the edgy, underground crowd to make her stuff the latest ‘it’ craze.

Oh, she’s crazy all right. Crazy like a fox!


Duck, says I.

Sorry, I always had a soft spot for The Unforgiven.

What the hell was I talking about?

Oh, right.

She has awesome art of King Bangalash, Takk the Leaper, a Gorilla for all you AoE tanking idjits… oh, and let us not forget, my personal lifelong WoW favorite pet… the Ghost Saber.

That’s right, I said the Ghost Saber. You and your johnny-come-lately Spirit Beasts, we know who the real deal is.

Each image is available in posters of various sizes, and for us Ghost Saber lovers there might even be a coffee mug. Maybe.

Perhaps… perhaps, if we beg her loud enough, Mania might hear our plaintive cries, and let us buy a black t-shirt with the Ghost Saber image on it. Maybe.

Hint, hint.

Okay, cry, damn it!

Oh, you can do better than that. Da Bear needs a new set of threads!

Go on, go to Mania’s store, and stock up!

I can tell you from personal experience, the cheapest shipping method at cafepress moves FAST.


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