Azriaga, I found the culprit!

Azriaga, just tonight you were telling us in guild chat about that darn raccoon that smashed your little Scion all to shreds, totalled your bumper, took out your A/C, and all sorts of other mayhem.

Well, a lot of us in the guild couldn’t figure out how a little raccoon could do so much damage to your car.

I found out!

I’d help you get even, but I think we’ll need to form a raid to take him on. He looks mean.


7 thoughts on “Azriaga, I found the culprit!

  1. P.S. The game? Earth Eternal free (microtransaction) MMORPG. Just fyi. It’s cute! I made my own big bear butt thats… well, a big bear. With a big butt. And it let me use the word butt as my last name!

    Sadly, my big bear butt in Earth Eternal is a knight wearing plate armor. So I do have at least one bear that does wear plate. But what the heck.

    Yes, this is how silly I get when I get home from work on Sunday night at 10 PM. Okay, off to bed.


  2. Yeah, that looks like him. Don’t worry about getting even, he landed a pretty nasty crit on me, but I two-shotted him with the assistance of the guard-rail, so I’ll just call it a wash.


  3. That raid boss looks mean – just look at those buff chest and muscular arm! I bet he could Cleave just as well as Saurfang. A 40-man raid could theorethically take him down, but only if 55% of it are healers. And the tanks’ health, dodge rating and defense rating should be capped, otherwise they won’t be able to hold him off.

    What do you mean, he’s a level 1 raid boss? Don’t judge a mob by its level, mate!
    .-= BlackDragon´s last blog ..Of a Hectic Weekend =-.


  4. HA, BBB! First thing I did upon discovering that game was make a bear rogue.

    It’s kinda cute, and a good distraction until I get through the trials of working retail during the holidays and can play WoW consistently again.


  5. Apparently I should have stayed on a little longer – looks like I missed some epic Sidhe Devils silliness. Glad to hear that Azriaga was able to finish off that nasty racoon🙂
    .-= Kaelynn´s last blog ..Tomorrow, Tomorrow! =-.


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