Todays regularly scheduled massive Bearwall has been postponed until tomorrow.
HOWEVER… this doesn’t mean you should lack in opportunities for fun. Should it? NO!
Introducing… Pre-emptive Post Commenting!
This new feature, brought to you by the dedicated researchers of the BBB Institute for Advanced Bacon Studies, will allow you, the reader, the opportunity to comment on posts before they even go live!
Oh, hell yeah. That’s right!
Now you no longer have to wait before trolling that post, because with Pre-emptive Post Commenting, you can be told all you need to know before launching your own 5 paragraph reply!
How does it work? Simple!
Just glance at the scheduled title for tomorrows post, in this case “PvE, PvP and Achievement Frenzy”, and armed with this knowledge, go to town writing your own comment right here on this one.
Finally, this is your golden opportunity to comment on a blog posts’s stupidity, IN ADVANCE of the actual blog post itself going live!
Let’s be honest, half the people tee off without reading the damn posts first anyway, so we’re accepting reality and moving forward to take the next step in cutting edge blog technology. Simply cut the blogger out of the loop and let the good times roll!
And don’t worry that your comment will change the direction of tomorrow’s blog post, because with Pre-emptive Post Commenting technology, we tell you the title AFTER the post is already done, but BEFORE it goes live!
Whatever you may say, whatever you might speculate about, whatever amazingly awesome ideas you may come up with, it’s not going to change the blog post. So, you’ll get the excitement of seeing just how close to right you really were! Or even have the chance to post a really awesome super-insane kickass idea thats better than the drivel the blog writer churns out tomorrow!
Or, possibly, find out how incredibly wrong you were. Them’s the chances you take with cutting edge technology though, folks! When shit happens, though, keep in mind our motto, “That’s not a bug… it’s a feature!”
So remember… “PvE, PvP and Achievement Frenzy” is the post for tomorrow.
Pre-emptive post commenting. Just another innovation from the BBB!