I’m looking for YOUR suggestions!
Oh yeah, so excited I forgot to tell you.
I’m making something funny. And I suddenly realized… why have all the fun on my own, when I can make it a community project?
What I started doing is making a bingo card.
“BBB’s Bad Tank Bingo”.
That’s right, you already know where I’m going with this.
A bingo card with spaces describing the classic warning signs that this pug is being run by a BAD TANK.
Now, hold your horses. Don’t get all fired up just yet.
That idea alone would be enough content for MOST blogs, but this here is the Big Bear Butt. There’s more.
What I’d like fer you folks to do, is go ahead and hit me with your favorite indicator that you’ve got a bad tank.
But I want you to put it in a special format.
No, not PDF or Xcel or any of that crap.
No, I want you to give me your best Jeff Foxworthy impression.
“If you spend more time talking about being a leet raider on your alt then you do holding aggro… then you MIGHT be a Bad Tank”
That’s right, ladies and gentlebears, I want you to hit me with your best one liner, and not only will I pull my favorites to make the bingo card, but you’ll get to have fun reading the funny in the comments that YOU come up with.
Now, let’s take a moment to pretend there is a high minded purpose behind this, instead of mocking people who suck as tanks.
“This project is being started in the hopes that, by using humor to highlight the most common behaviors displayed by tanks with little skill or experience, we will help to educate players about what to watch out for before they get started.”
Nope, we’re not making fun of sucky tanks in any way. Nope. Nosireebillyjoebob. Totally trying to be helpful here.
C’mon! Hit me with your favorites! And don’t spare the sarcasm, bitterness or misery! They made you run in that group and deal with it… now vent!