I certainly hope that everyone reading this takes the time, either today or tomorrow, to celebrate National Bacon Day (September 4th) in the only truly fulfilling way we can…
By eating that delicious, oh so satisfying meat that is like candy.
I’m going to make this short, but here are a few bacon suggestions for the truly adventurous.
If not that, then what about something a little lighter on the bacon end, like, oh, the original Bacon Explosion?
Oh, are you on a diet? Something like the Bacon Explosion is just the thing to make your significant other look at your hopeful eyes, and say “Umm, no.”
Then what about a nice, refreshing salad? What could possibly be objectionable about salad?
Especially a nice salad in a bacon cup?
Still, if even that is too much, then there is always the premiere diet food… Bacon. I mean, Popcorn. No, wait… BACON POPCORN!!!
Okay, let’s be honest. Nothing can really replace the real thing. Nothing beats real bacon.
But if you can’t have real bacon… you can at least try and make everything you eat taste LIKE bacon.
That’s right… that perennial favorite… bacon salt.
And as long as you’re celebrating, never forget that your favorite Bear might enjoy the gift that shows you REALLY care…
No, not a bouquet of flowers.
Well, yes, those flowers are just fine.
But that is just the beginning, there are so many other ways to show you really care as well.
And never forget… September 4th… National Bacon Day.
Let it ring true, let it ring loud and proud…