I tried to give you storytime today.
It reached over 3 thousand words… and I haven’t gotten to the camping bit yet.
I’m either going to go insane and post this monstrosity right before I nuke the site from orbit, or I’m going to fall back and punt, and just start over.
I have no idea what happened. This is ridiculous.
Gief whole story plx.
Even if it ends up needing chapters.
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I’m telling you, you need to string some of these anecdotes together and get them published. You have a real gift for making people laugh.
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Just run it all the way to 50000 words and submit it to NaNoWriMo.
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I went over 5000 words, does that count? 10 more and I get a toaster oven!
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“Just run it all the way to 50000 words and submit it to NaNoWriMo.”
Seconded
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Plus, you people ain’t just evil, you’re enablers. A good rule of thumb… if it’s that long, it probably SUCKS.
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Thirded!
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Maybe you are just channeling your inner Robert Jordan?
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