I have something special to show you, something really neat.
I’ll show you pictures, I’ll do a big reveal.
When you see it, you will laugh, you’ll cry. It’s not a hoax, not an imaginary tale.
It’s real!
But… you’ll have to wait.
For now, all I will say is…
Whatever it is, it’s in the box.
It’s a Mystery. Ooh, spooky!
It’s the latest 2013 road runner catch-o’matic from ACME.
“Rocket propelled in-line skates, with new bird-seeking sensors. Based on costumer’s request, this kit also comes with a parachute.”
Meeep meeep…
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THIS SIDE UP
Ominous…
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Hmm… well, judging from the positioning of the box, and taking into account the height, weight and width of the box, calculating by exponentially dividing the dimension of the box with a sharp pointy object…
I know! The content of the box is – a THINGAMAJIG!
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Is it marked ” f r a gee lee?”
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Sadly, it is not a Fraggle from Fraggle Rock.
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I was alluding to A Christmas Story when the father wins a “major award” (a k a leg lamp)
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Ooh – a sexy leg lamp! I want!!!
I’m betting it’s a box! Because boxes are awesome fun!
<- part cat.
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What’s in the box!?!?! What’s in the box!?!?!
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Is it…
Gah, that’s a pretty big box, so probably not the custom model of one of your characters. Looks to be almost the size of a Kitchenaid mixer. Hmm…
Maybe one of the Mega Blocks WoW kits on back order for the Cub’s birthday?
I know that those must be at least a third as much for you as they are for him! My 2 yr old is already loving the big mega blocks, and I’m hoping that she’ll stay interested in “boy” toys for this reason.
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Two things:
1. Surprises are awesome. I hope it’s an action figure of a bear.
2. Reuben sandwiches are even more awesome.
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It’s totally some exotic brand of giant gingerbread men (bacon flavored, obviously). I can see the decorating kit in the background! So, what do I win as a prize?
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Has he left that oven open? ^^
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This comment took me back to my childhood. Thank you.
There was a time when those of us on the . . . Less wealthy side of life used to use the stove oven as heat. I remember many a morning sitting in a chair in front of the stove with the door open and the oven on high while waiting for the school bus.
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I love a good mystery!
But what is NOT a mystery is the fact that you eat oat bran bread.
It’s ok. Us old guys have to stick together.
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Oh, oat bran is okay, but honestly, I love a good rye. Like a grilled Reuben sandwich, corned beef and sauerkraut, mmmmmmm.
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Oat bran ftw, and fiber, generally. I like to see it as compensating for the beer.
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This comment really made me chuckle XD
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