So you’ve been playing Warlords of Draenor for a bit now, and you’ve discovered that the alt game is a dangerous time sink.
They aren’t daily quests, oh no. You have absolute power over your actions.
The temptation to log into those alts. It’s strong. Like an itch in the veins, just below the skin.
Jut a few minutes each day to do the follower missions, then the profession dailies, then set up work orders, and finally the bonus round of harvesting herbs and ore. You don’t really need those mats, not anymore, but at the same time, you might. You might.
Oh, and then trapping beasts for the Barn, and stockpiling materials for the trading post work orders.
And the ultimate gambler’s rush that comes from opening the salvage yard crates. Is it a 665 BoE today? Is it? IS IT?!?!
Yeah. You don’t have to do it. You don’t!
You just have to possess the willpower to push yourself away from the table.
Okay, now for the rest of you that are still here with me, let’s talk about where to go with our alts.
If you’re anything like me, you had one or two ‘main’ characters you wanted to play and level and get going into he land of the big 100.
Then there were all those OTHER characters. You know the ones. The characters you leveled in Mists of Pandaria when you were bored off your ass, and now you like but not in that special way. You’ve pushed them into the friend zone, um, I mean the alt zone. They’re good enough to go fetch you things and do your chores, but not good enough to take to the prom.
They do have some useful professions though, don’t they just?
S you might have taken them JUST FAR enough into the game to hit garrison level 2 and have profession buildings on site.
For me, I leveled my Warlock and Druid to 100, and I pushed my Rogue, Priest, Death Knight and Hunter into the alt zone with level 2 Garrisons for professions.
It’s been a while since launch. And what have we learned, class?
We’ve learned that our low level alts have mighty fine garrisons and can make damn near anything with their professions, don’t have to leave home to harvest herbs or ore, they can just sit there and log in every day and level professions to max and craft sweet gear. And your higher level characters can feed them the Savage Blood they need to make epics.
All well and good.
If it weren’t for those piddly little follower teams, it might just be perfect.
Followers. Aye, that’s the rub.
My alts have shit for followers.
Quality is good, it’s the quantity that is for crap.
After the last few months since launch, my alts have leveled their followers to epic 100s. No problem.
There’s just only so much you can do with 4 or 6 followers, damnit! If you ain’t out there questing, you ain’t out there recruiting!
So what do we do now?
What I’m starting to do is change their shit up.
They’ve been sitting there hoarding Garrison resources and nursing their trading posts for so long, they’ve got 6000 or 7000 built up. So fine, time to dump that trading post or lumber mill and get me an Inn.
Now I’m taking my alts into Gorgrond and completing that Outpost quest chain. At the end, you get your Outpost Construction Manual, and you can use it to upgrade your Inn blueprint to level 2.
Viola! Or perhaps a nice cello.
Suddenly, after one night in bangkok I can retire my alt once more, but now every week they can visit the Inn and recruit a new follower to add to the team. Over time those alts will finally have their full load out of Followers, all at epic, and I won’t have had to step another foot out of the house. I mean Garrison.
You know what our Garrison needs for our alts? A basement.
I need to be able to have a basement in my Garrison my alts can hang out in, so I can sit in a basement and control a character in a videogame that sits in a basement and controls followers and sends them out on missions in a game.
Because I’m all about the irony.
Seriously though, it’s time for that next level alt zone stuff. Put ’em to work!