And since I was digging up some Youtube fun…

This is an old one, a very, very old one.

But I still remember the first time I saw it, as a series of pictures, not as a Youtube, and mailed it to my bud Manny.

Rememeber that, Manny? We’d only been playing for a little while, you on Kortenharig the short and hairy dwarf hunter, and me on the uber noob Windshadow the kitty drood. We saw this and we just about died laughing.

Anyway, maybe some of you have forgotten… maybe some of you have never seen it…

 If so… bless you. No sound needed, just pictures. Enjoy.

Some flying fun from the Mannyac!

You know, I foresee that Thursday is going to be a hell day for me at work. I know this in advance. Not that the entire week hasn’t sucked at work so far, but I know Thursday is going to be the ultimate “bite me” day.

I will be wearing my “Pog Mo Thoin” shirt under my engineers’ smock. I WILL be flashing my boss every so often with the shirt. He knows what that means.

And so, in anticipation of not seeing a computer except when I tell the plant floor to piss off, I am making this in advance the night before. And I am intentionally posting the funniest possible thing I can imagine.

The following images are brought to you courtesy of Manny, who I’m sure didn’t make ’em, but he damn well shared ’em with me. And I spread the love on to you.

And as I look at these two pictures when I sneak some time throughout the day, it will make me smile, make me laugh, and make me utter those four wonderful, wonderful words…

“God bless the internet.”

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A happy jarhead belated Christmas

This video is not safe for work, especially with the sound on.

(Edit: Cassie forced me to bold that. She said she didn’t want me responsible for you getting fired.)

Actually, nothing in the visual image is unsuitable. If you are wearing headphones at home, your little tykes shall see nothing ofensive on your screen.

 But the audio… ahh, that blessed, blessed audio.

 Oh, yeah, this is offtopic, btw. I’m posting this here cause I CAN.

My blog, my rules.

Jokes from the Mannyac

Apparently I have a new feature. Manny sends me stuff, and I laugh my butt off… and think “Boy, I’d love to share that… oh, screw it.”

So I guess I got a joke feature on here. I’ll have to start tagging ’em and maybe go back and change post names.

So here we go… and please, Cassie? If you read this before I get home, remember two things.

First, Manny sent me this, I didn’t come up with this one on my own.

Second… I hid the ammo for the shotgun.

This might not be safe for work, cause theres a few swear words in there. So I hid it on the other side of the break.

Remember! it wasn’t me! It’s Manny!

A new holiday has been created!

February 14th of each year, men get the chance to display their love and fondness for thier wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner and shows. You are challenged each year to rise to the occasion, and use your imagination to find new and unique ways of showing her how deeply that you love her.

But secretly, guys feel left out. That’s right, left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.

And men as a group are either too proud, or just too embarrassed to admit it.

This is why we are pleased to announce a new holiday has been created.

From now on, March 20th is officially “Steak, Blow Job, & Shut the Fuck Up Day.”

This holiday is simple, effective and self-explanatory.

And ladies, it is designed specifically to be easy on the pocketbook.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. No new bass boats or big screen TVs.

The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That’s it!

We believe this twin pairing of Valentine’s Day and S, BJ & STFU Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

It’s like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Irish joke from my friend Manny

My best friend Manny, who was best man at my wedding, and is generally all around the best man.. (looks good in a kilt, too), sent me this awesome joke… which I herby share with you. 🙂

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night”.

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the
street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize last night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years…. Once he
fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
him come.”